A. Stark Place

I finally have an author bio to replace my old Blogger profile. Luckily, I was able to enlist the services of a certain brilliant writer. So, here is the new and improved bio, which can always be accessed from the sidebar. Of course, all facts have been checked for accuracy, since journalistic integrity is extremely important to me, at least, according to my attorney.

                 Do Not Approach this ManAndrew Stark currently lives is Whitehorse, Yukon Territory, Canada, where he enjoys a lifestyle absurd in its plenitude. He is presently majoring in philosophy, but most doubt he will ever finish his degree.

His mother has lovingly provided him with lodging, allowing him to avoid living in complete squalor, although his ongoing neglect of his own person continues to be an irresistible subject for the local gossips. His pets have also done their part in maintaining his well-being, and have kept him thus far from utter madness and crippling depression.

He is occasionally spotted chasing after young women or wild animals, most often with camera in tote, but his unusual style of dress provides him effective camouflage in his most frequent surroundings—his office, and the boreal forest.

He is dangerous and should not be approached without due care and proper training, and is therefore best communicated with by clicking on Contact in the sidebar.