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Humour Monday
29May
You're Probably Crazy if...
May 29, 2006 at 01:41AM If any of the following statements have ever left your lips, you’re probably crazy.
- “Honey, if you need me, I’ll be in the garage working on the time machine.”
- “To the [your name here] mobile!”
- “I know great-grampa’s dead, but how elso do you explain this electromagnetic field?”
- “What do you mean, too many cats?”
- “I’m sorry, but I just find clothing too restricting for everyday use.”
- “I can’t wait to blog about this!”
- “Not now, it’ll be easier to tell her on Maury.”
- “Yeah maaan, showering’s for squares.”
- “These books just have to be etched onto platinum tablets.”
- “Hi. I’m gonna need pricing and availability on 3700 ft. of aluminum foil.”
Michael added these ones that he actually heard way back when he worked in a shoe store:
- “Hi. I’m looking for shoes without rubber soles so the electromagnetic field of the earth can pass through my body.”
- “I’ll take the right foot for the size seven and the left foot for the size seven-and-a-half.”
An anonymous commenter added:
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- “It’s a proven fact that [insert disaster here] was a giant conspiracy carried out by [insert name of religious order here], [insert name of government agency here], and [insert name of non-profit organization here].”
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"Hi. I'm looking for shoes without rubber soles so the electromagnetic field of the earth can pass through my body."
"I'll take the right foot for the size seven and the right foot for the size seven-and-a-half."
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